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[personal profile] weaponwithoutpurpose 2025-03-17 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
"So impatient," he tsks, curling his fingers inside of her before drawing them out with a satisfying pull.

He doesn't leave her wanting for long, sliding his cock against her before pushing inside her warmth with a groan.

"No, make him moan louder."
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Are you feeling comfortable enough with baking to help me with a project?
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow is Jacob's birthday. His favorite dessert is peach cobbler.

I thought we could work on one and figure out what we're doing for him.
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I have a hookup.

[It's Jesus. The hookup is Jesus.]

Never thought to ask him what?
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ought to be?

Or want to be?
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not.

And Jacob and I know we're all going through a lot of firsts. We're all figuring it out.
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Let's plan on it.

And, obviously, don't tell Jacob. I still need an out if I can't work out a decent pie crust.
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That'll be your job, then. I'll do filling and supervise.

See you soon.
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's the easy part," she agrees, producing a folded up piece of paper from her pocket and smoothing it out on the work bench.

"And we're gonna have to phone in the ice cream part this time. Harder, though: what else are we doing? Party's off the table."
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"The festival was..." She drifts off though, maybe reading the recipe, maybe not.

Then she laughs and looks up. "You'd be okay on a river barge, catching huge fish?"
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-11 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
She sets some bowls and measuring cups and spoons out in front of Astarion, and claims her own space in front of the stove.

"Me too. And fish isn't the worst thing I've smelled like in my life." It's good he's taking it seriously, though: "... maybe we can make it a luxury river barge."
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[personal profile] handleyourshit 2025-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Roughing it doesn't bother me."

Which is good, but she doesn't give it up that easily.

"The good news is we can change it if we want to - maybe after a few hours of his ass going numb sitting on a wooden deck, he wouldn't mind a seat with a cushion. Unnecessary, really."
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Few hours after the breach

[personal profile] weaponwithoutpurpose 2025-06-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I fucking hate horses now.

You make it through alright?