TLV: IC Contact

[sixfeetofdirt]

Careful; I bite.

Comments

[betacuck]

no im saying thats just like a thing
heres my dick
tada
applause

you like it??

[sixfeetofdirt]

Your composition needs work. The lighting is ghastly.

[betacuck]

okay
how would you do it wise guy?

[sixfeetofdirt]

Are you trying to secure a demonstration?

[betacuck]

im saying if you think youre better at this then prove it
coward

[ Yes. ]

[sixfeetofdirt]

I didn't say I was better at this. Just that you're terrible.

[betacuck]

lil astie scared of showing me his weewee???

[sixfeetofdirt]

Is this your first attempt at goading?

[betacuck]

no but it IS my favourite
and i think that's what truly matters

[sixfeetofdirt]

I'd assume for it to even make the top three, it would have to succeed.

[betacuck]

you'd be surprised
my brother falls for it every time
try it on him when he wakes up
its hilarious
hes a little man child

[sixfeetofdirt]

I can't say I want to see his cock either.

[betacuck]

doesnt matter he couldnt use it even if he wanted to
im more interested in YOU, powderpuff

[sixfeetofdirt]

You won't be seeing anything I haven't already shown you, darling.

[betacuck]

humour me
its almost christmas get me a present

[sixfeetofdirt]

I don't know what that is.

[betacuck]

then its my birthday soon
you guys have birthdays right

[sixfeetofdirt]

Yes, although I don't know when mine is and I don't care when yours is.

[betacuck]

how do you not know your birthday

[sixfeetofdirt]

It was over two centuries ago. I've forgotten quite a bit about my mortal life.

[betacuck]

how do you know how old you are then

[sixfeetofdirt]

Gods. I know the year I was born, just not the date.

[betacuck]

ok hit me
how old mr crypt keeper
lets see if geriatric really as sexy as they say

[sixfeetofdirt]

Two hundred and forty. I was thirty-nine when I died.

1/2

[betacuck]