i know its the only thing that brings me joy on this godforsaken ship sorry godsforsaken
listen im not really the one to let you in on all the fun little gay culture term i know just enough to make fun of people as hatefully as possible but youre definitely a twink theyre like ones that look like waifs limp wrists gotta have some of those at ye olde inn
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and i think that's what truly matters
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I'd assume for it to even make the top three, it would have to succeed.
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my brother falls for it every time
try it on him when he wakes up
its hilarious
hes a little man child
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I can't say I want to see his cock either.
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im more interested in YOU, powderpuff
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You won't be seeing anything I haven't already shown you, darling.
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its almost christmas get me a present
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I don't know what that is.
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you guys have birthdays right
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Yes, although I don't know when mine is and I don't care when yours is.
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It was over two centuries ago. I've forgotten quite a bit about my mortal life.
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Gods. I know the year I was born, just not the date.
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how old mr crypt keeper
lets see if geriatric really as sexy as they say
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Two hundred and forty. I was thirty-nine when I died.
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thats so fucked up
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Elves are a long-lived people, darling. If I'd not been turned, I wouldn't even be middle-aged.
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As I think you realise, I have no idea.
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its the only thing that brings me joy on this godforsaken ship
sorry
godsforsaken
listen im not really the one to let you in on all the fun little gay culture term
i know just enough to make fun of people as hatefully as possible
but youre definitely a twink
theyre like ones that look like waifs
limp wrists
gotta have some of those at ye olde inn
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Ah, yes. A role I've played on occasion. I wouldn't call myself 'waifish', though.